Thank you for your interest in The Corporation.
The Corporation is an idealistic multi-national conglomerate dedicated to promoting economic and scientific progress throughout the globe.
Love the decadence of the Western world? The Corporation does too, and with control of over 85% of the global stock market and loyal sleepers in a variety of government positions throughout Europe and the United States, The Coporation is keeping plutocracy peppy and vivacious.
Discouraged by those pesky stem cell bans? The Corporation openly recognizes the separation of ethics and science as handed down in the 1986 C. Everett Koop v. The Great Satan case. Come on down to one of our many secret underground facilities located diabolically near you!
Can't get enough of absurd and often life-threatening enslavement? At The Corporation, we have a multitude of jobs in everything from Acid Mining to Giant Cephalopod Butlering to just plain old Battle Cougar Test Dummying.
The Corporation:
It's Not Like We Can't Buy Your Love.
Love the decadence of the Western world? The Corporation does too, and with control of over 85% of the global stock market and loyal sleepers in a variety of government positions throughout Europe and the United States, The Coporation is keeping plutocracy peppy and vivacious.
Discouraged by those pesky stem cell bans? The Corporation openly recognizes the separation of ethics and science as handed down in the 1986 C. Everett Koop v. The Great Satan case. Come on down to one of our many secret underground facilities located diabolically near you!
Can't get enough of absurd and often life-threatening enslavement? At The Corporation, we have a multitude of jobs in everything from Acid Mining to Giant Cephalopod Butlering to just plain old Battle Cougar Test Dummying.
The Corporation:
It's Not Like We Can't Buy Your Love.
memo from The Corporation at miðvikudagur, mars 29, 2006
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